Step-sons Bestfriend, Me Into Fucking Him

Im sorry, my step-son isn't home right now but I don't mind you just hanging out while you wait for him. He really shouldn't be too much longer. I just really appreciate your manners whenever you come over, and you have really been rubbing off on my step-son. You are such a good influence. What do you mean? You've seen me online where? I dont know what you think you saw but it was not me... You need to stay off of those websites there is nothing on there for you. Its probably just someone that looks similar to me, I dont care what you pull up on your phone im really not looking at it. Okay... Okay.. yes its me. Please dont tell anyone, please? What can I do to keep this secret between you and me?